Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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