I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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