Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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