The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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