I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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