Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i would punch a child for taco bell
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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