Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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