Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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