Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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