So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
the raccoons are back...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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