so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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