Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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