Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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