If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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