We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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