How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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