Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It's blow job season.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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