Christians are straight up FREAKS
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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