Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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