wrigley field is MILF paradise
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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