I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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