You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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