at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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