I heard we made out
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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