You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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