TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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