just come out here and I will go home with you...
now i know why i became what i already was.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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