i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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