There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
That accounts for only three of the penises
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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