I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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