Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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