She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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