let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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