I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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