how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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