Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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