No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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