Can Purell be used as lube?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
