we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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