i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
zippers are such a cool invention
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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