Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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