Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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