I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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