he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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