Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
