EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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