Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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