i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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