Your tits are I can't wait for
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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