i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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