there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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