operation harelip BJ is a go
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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