I hate your face
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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