They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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