just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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