...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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