we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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