at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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